All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
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sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
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Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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