I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
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my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
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And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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