gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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