chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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