It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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