LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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