Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(619): View more from California

I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity

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(305): View more from Florida

he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?

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(856): View more from New Jersey

What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?

(267): View more from Pennsylvania

bloody. ill be home soon.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.

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(812): View more from Indiana

I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches

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(330): View more from Ohio

You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower

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