Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize