there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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