Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
