Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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