I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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