SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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