He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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