shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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