No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
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Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
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He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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