my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
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Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
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I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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