i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
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Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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