Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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