i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
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I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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