She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
It's never too late to be topless.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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