I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Randomize
