I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Randomize
