I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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