This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
There's always time for handjobs
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
May the power of my ass compel you!!
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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