Don't you send me to vm
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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