Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I look excited, but its just a facade.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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