It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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