i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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