He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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