normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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