She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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