How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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