am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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