He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
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Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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