My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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