GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
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just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
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My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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