He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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