Pappa wants mamma naked
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
and i looked up. we had an audience...
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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