I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
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We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
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Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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