Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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