No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I think your dad took our porno
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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