oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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