i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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