and next time when you feel me up, do it right
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
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Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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