Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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