My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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