I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
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My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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