is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Randomize
