does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
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She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
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Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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