Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Randomize