garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
3 2 1 whiskey
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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