The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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