Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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