Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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