I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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